Find Your Fangs

I was a planet, but now I’m just Pluto
I was a priest before I got defrocked
Excommunicated off the coast of corpus
Everyone surprised but nobody shocked
And in the years that I was in prison
I wrote a hundred books and I burned them all
About how I hate the summer and the winter
But I don’t mind the spring and the fall
And hunger pains
Will help you find your fangs
Hunger pains
Will help you find your fangs
And more than once I thought, well I’ll just hang myself
But I can never ever find enough rope
And I remembered all the cards and letters
And I thought maybe I could choke on the hope
So I started eating one word at a time
But they will never clog up my throat
As if all of the X’s slipped right through the O’s
And then right off your empathy note
And hunger pains
Will help you find your fangs
Hunger pains
Will help you find your fangs
And as I made by way back into town
I found the differences were all the same
The old ones remembered my face
And the young ones never heard my name
But they all still wanted pats on the back
'Cause they held vigils, protests, and debates
As if the credits you earn at the arcade
Somehow transfer to the pearly gates
And hunger pains
Will help you find your fangs
Hunger pains
Will help you find your fangs