The Universal Junkie Theory

Everyone’s a junkie, everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone’s a junkie, everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they want to believe
Allow me to speak
For everyone’s disease
We don’t need the cure
We just need some relief
And in your hour of darkness
What will keep you strong
First Baptist temple
Or your favorite rock and roll song
Everyone’s a junkie, and everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone’s a junkie, and everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they want to believe
Let me read this statement
That has been prepared
It has widely been reported
That life just isn’t fair
And it doesn’t take a Navajo
To break this simple code
Bitter seeds are planted
But sour apples grow
Everyone’s a junkie, and everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone’s a junkie, and everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they want to believe
Everyone’s a junkie, and everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone’s a junkie, and everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they want to believe
Everyone’s a junkie, and everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they say they believe
Everyone’s a junkie, and everyone’s a thief
No one believes what they want to believe