Vote For Me

I’d like to announce my candidacy,
I’d appreciate it if you’d vote for me.
I want to be Vice President.
Vote for me.
If I was Vice President you know what I’d do?
Pretty much anything I wanted to.
Vote for me. Vote for me.
I’d have a first class seat on Air Force One.
An awesome pad in Washington… D.C. (If you vote for me)
Play golf all day with heads of state,
If they brought beer wouldn’t that be great? I can’t wait!
Vote for me. Vote for me.
Well there are an awful lot of issues important to me.
Here’s my campaign policy,
Legislation, education,
Occupation, arbitration,
Conversation, equalization,
Immigration, itemization,
Immigration, race relations,
Imitation, hospitalization…
I’m freaking out vote for me!
Well it’s the land of the brave, the home of the free.
That’s the funny thing about democracy.
A vote for me, is a vote for me!