Analog Man

Welcome to cyberspace, I’m lost in the fog
everything’s digital I’m still analog
when something goes wrong
I don’t have a clue
some 10-year-old smart ass has to show me what to do
sign on with high speed you don’t have to wait
sit there for days and vegetate
I access my email, read all my spam, I’m an analog man.
the whole world’s living in a digital dream
it’s not really there
it’s all on the screen
makes me forget who I am
I’m an analog man
yeah I’m an analog man in a digital world
I’m gonna get me an analog girl
who loves me for what I am
I’m an analog man
what’s wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds great
LPs, 45s, 78s but that’s just the way I am
I’m an analog man
turn on the tube, watch until dawn
one hundred channels, nothing is on
endless commercials, endless commercials, endless commercials
the whole world’s glued to the cable TV
it looks so real on the big LCD
murder and violence are rated PG, too bad for the children
they are what they see
the whole world’s living in a digital dream
it’s not really there
it’s all on the screen
makes me forget who I am
I’m an analog man
yeah I’m an analog man in a digital world
I’m gonna get me an analog girl
who loves me for what I am
I’m an analog man
yeah I’m an analog man in a digital world