I Broke My Leg

I met my baby in a shopping mall
In a shopping mall
I asked my baby for her number
In case I called her up, in case I called her up
I called my baby on the telephone
I said, «Hello» on the telephone
I took my baby to the movies
Sat in the front row
Got her some popcorn, bought her some bon bons
We sat in the front row
I took my baby out to dinner
A table just for two, a table just for two
I took my baby to Las Vegas
Chartered a private plane
We took some naps, we shot some crap
Chartered a private plane
I took her shopping, next thing I know
I took my baby to Aspen
I broke my leg, she fell in love
I broke my leg
I got a letter from my ex-baby today, nice