Mexicoma

Verse 1
He went down south of the border
Sat at a tiki bar and he ordered
One shot of every tequila for just a few pesos
Some were smooth, some were rough
But shots of tequila are never enough
He started chasing each shot with
«Corona mas fina cervezas»
After awhile the bartender was blurry
He paid no mind, he was not in a hurry
He had plenty of pesos and besides, he was on vacation
He was stressed, he was there to relax
Another shot and beer, he avoided the fact
If he kept this up, he could predict his destination
Chorus
Too many shots of tequila and too many Coronas
He’s sleeping on the beach all day, in a Mexicoma
Verse 2
He met a fine Senorita there
With big brown eyes and long black hair
He said, have some tequila and Coronas
And sit here beside me
She said, «I prefer Sangria wine
Come to mi casa and you’ll be fine
The two of us will have our own private party»
She was firm and beautiful
He was feeling like a raging bull
Before too long, they had the whole room steaming
Someone on the beach walked by
They looked at him and with a sigh
Thought, leave him alone
He’s smiling, he must be dreaming
Chorus
Too many shots of tequila and too many Coronas
He’s sleeping on the beach all day, in a Mexicoma
Instrumental
Bridge
When you’re in Mexico, you’re a long, long way from home
But when you’re in a Mexicoma — you sleep alone
Chorus
Too many shots of tequila and too many Coronas
He’s sleeping on the beach all day, in a Mexicoma
Tag
He’ll be sleeping on the beach all day, in a Mexicoma