Sexual Harrisment

I’m an evil cunt, on that we’re all agreed
I’m famous; I’ve got everything I need
But I’ll tell you what I’m going to do
Find the nearest defenceless child and then pursue
Just see those fuckers stop me (stop me)
I’m prime time, old ladies love me (they love me)
I’ll do a jig and I’ll dance and I’ll laugh
Who wants (an autograph)?
Oh come on, take my hand, I’ll take you where the Yewtreers go
There’s a party every night and we’ve got lots of blow
The fuzz are hot on our heels so let’s skip out of town
I’m a celeb, I’ll do what I want, so tie that kangaroo down
Can you imagine being beyond the law
Where every child is your own whore
Well that’s my life and I don’t have to beg
To show underage girls Jake the Peg
Just see those fuckers stop me (stop me)
I’m prime time, old ladies love me (they love me)
I’ll do a jig and I’ll dance and I’ll laugh
Who wants an autograph?
(Can you tell what it is yet?)
Just see those fuckers stop me (stop me)
I’m prime time, old ladies love me (they love me)
I’ll do a jig and I’ll dance and I’ll laugh
Who wants (an autograph)?
Oh come on, take my hand, I’ll take you where the Yewtree’ers go
There’s a party every night and we’ve got lots of blow
The fuzz are hot on our heels so let’s skip out of town
I’m a celeb, I’ll do what I want, so tie that kangaroo down