Willies Are for Weeing

I’ve got a sad fact about the world today
Ignoring the hate and the hunger on display
Dicks have been given a bad rep for far too long
They’re not just about getting stuck up anything warm
Willies are for weeing!
Shout it out with me!
Woo-woo wee-wee!
Willies are for weeing!
Willies are for weeing!
I’ve got a cock it’s got a job it don’t mind at all
Folks you gotta know he’s more than a meaty whore
This motherfucker’s a lean mean fighting peen
But he loves nothing more than hosing the porcelain
Willies are for weeing!
Shout it out with me!
Woo-woo wee-wee!
Willies are for weeing!
Willies are for weeing!
And all of my life
I’ve been pissing every day
And I know I love it
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
DRAIN THE SNAKE
SEE A MAN ABOUT A DOG
AND DRAIN THE SNAKE
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa