You're Slightly Less Than Wonderful

You’re only slightly less than wonderful
Your body boarders on the murderous
I think I’m on the brink of buying you mink
To drag on the ground
Or wrap around you when you slink
Within me elemental forces surge
Are you allergic to the oggy urge?
Must I with deep regret
Let etiquette guide me as yet
And say to you politely
Dear, you’re only slightly less than wonderful
Yes, less than wonderful