This Is so Nice It Must Be Illegal

This is so nice, it must be illegal
Meeting you once more
Feeling so good, it could be against the law
This is an age that curbs all our pleasures
Who knows what’s in store
This is so nice, there must be a hidden flaw
You’re so brought-up shoulder
I know I’m young and older
All those dames fall in flocks
Noting your attractions
Congress may take actions
To keep you underground at Fort Knox
Quick, let us kiss before it’s illicit
It could happen here
This is so nice it could be illicit here