Goodbye Europe

Last night I went to a party
Everyone came
There was France, Italy, Poland and Sweden
We all got messed up on champagne
Couldn’t think of anything better
Than getting high with my friends
But what goes up, must come down
All good things must come to an end
So goodbye Europe
Now you’re done
Thanks for the fun
Goodbye Europe
You know how to have a good time
Paris is swinging from the chandelier
Berlin looks her wine
The dancefloor really got going
When they started playing
As she sang I hate you so much right now
We all turned and looked at Greece
By sunrise we’d done all our drugs
So Denmark bought some more
She thought it was coke, it turned out to be K
Then she emptied her bowels on the floor
Gross!
Goodbye Europe
That was a bore
Now Spain is puking up in the sink
And Ireland is floating face down in the swimming pool
Goodbye Europe
I want to be alone
So I’m running away
And I’m not looking back
Good luck paying off that loan
Goodbye-ye-ye
Running away-ay-ay
Goodbye-ye-ye
I’m running away-ay-ay
Goodbye Europe darling
Darling, Europe, babes?
Babes, I’ve gotta go home now, thank you for a great night
Europe, darling, what are you doing?
Europe, don’t sit in the gutter
Don’t sit in the gutter, darling, it’s wet
Come on, pull your skirt down I can see your knickers
Europe, where are your shoes?
How much have you had to drink?
Oh Jesus, darling, I’m going to get you a glass of water
You’ve had enough
I think you need some food
I think I’m going to get you a kebab
Do you like Turkish?
Oh, no, sorry
We’re gonna need an ambulance
Come on, Europe
I hate to see the state you’re in
Pick yourself up
Come with me
We’re going to
Beijing