Brink of Extinction

Hello
Is there life out there?
Seeking permission to land
Send a signal if you can hear us
Oh, I just got a text
What does it say?
«You can land»
That was easy
We come from another world
We want to help
The human race
We’ve been watching you
Yes all of you
We couldn’t help but notice
You’re having a bit of a crisis
We think you might be on the brink of extinction
We’re pretty certain that its curtains for you
Between your wars over gods
And your wasteful little coffee pods
Things ain’t looking good
We think you might be on the brink of extinction
W’re pretty sure you’r the new dinosaurs
The woolly mammoth and the dodo
Learned the hard way YOLO
Maybe the next big goodbye could be yours
You’re in deep polluted water now
Surrounded by sharks
It’s time for something more drastic than just cutting out plastic
You’re gonna need a bigger ark
A flood is coming
Can you feel it in the air?
The end is nigh, stand by
We’re broadcasting live
From the depths of despair
How you gonna be wiped out?
How you gonna be wiped out?
How you gonna be
How you gonna be
How you gonna be wiped out?
Will it be nuclear war or a meteor shower?
Or desperate old men clinging to power?
Ice caps melting?
Drugs not working?
Economies collapsing?
So exciting!
But we believe there’s hope in every story
We know things look dark
But we’re gonna build a narrative ark
To save humanity
We think you might be on the brink of extinction
But we’re here to tell ya we’re joining your rebellion
We come from outer space
To save the human race
With some very fast lyrics and a lick of apocalypstick
We think you might be on the brink of extinction
But we wanna let you know there’s no way we’ll let you go
Without a fight so tonight we’re gonna make things alright
Sit tight, strap in, we’re gonna help
You survive
We are Bourgeois & Maurice and we guarantee
To fix humanity
Or your money back