Jonestown Judy

Dresses like a hooker, thinks she looks like a waif
Yeah, her daddy better lock her up and throw away the safe
Jonestown Judy
J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jonestown Judy
Jonestown Judy, won’t you drink a little more with me?
Yeah yeah
Judy’s got a brother, but he’s under arrest
He liked to keep his barracuda in the medicine chest
Jonestown Judy
J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jonestown Judy
You got me tipping like the tables at the soda shop
You got me sticking like stiletto heel to soda pop
Oh, Jonestown Judy
Oh no
Ooo, all my kind say I’m outta my mind
Tongue like a razor blade, snorting powdered lemonade
Ooo, I don’t mind that she gotta run around
But she never run around with me
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Wasted all my money on a bulletproof vest
And she’s jumping out the window
She’s the girl I love the best
Jonestown Judy
J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jonestown Judy
Jonestown Judy, won’t you drink a little more with me?
Yeah yeah
Her skirt is kinda mini, and it’s made of acrylic
Holy six-knuckle shuffle, man, I’m polydactylic
Jonestown Judy
J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jonestown Judy
You got me tipping like the tables at the soda shop
You got me sticking like stiletto heel to soda pop
Oh, Jonestown Judy
Oh no
Ooo, all my kind say I’m outta my mind
Tongue like a razor blade, snorting powdered lemonade
Ooo, I don’t mind that she gotta run around
But she never run around with me
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Waaah!
(C'mon, c’mon!)
(C'mon, c’mon!)
Judy is my cutie, and she’s born to be wild
She’s my dumb-dumb, dopey-dopey
Disconnected, brain-infected
Oriental, continental, mental honey child
Jonestown Judy
J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jonestown Judy
Jonestown Judy, won’t you drink a little more with-
Cinnamon and cyanide until we hit the floor with-
Jonestown Judy, won’t you drink a little more with me?
Yeah yeah
REV. NØRB: Well hey, good neighbor, that just about puts us over the hump.
So it’s time for the traditional Boris the Sprinkler between-song break,
hosted by me, me, me, Re-
PAUL #1: Hey! Is someone doing a monologue in there?
NØRB: (quietly) No