I'm Green

I’m green
I’m sicker than a dog
Bloody as a highway-spattered Kermit the Frog
I’m green
Get outta my way
Five billion people gotta die today
Sitting by the monkey bars over by the side
Wondering if I want another candy bar or genocide
Sick, so sick
I need a Bromo-Seltzer, and I need it quick
I’m green
Keep well outta my radius
Bixby to Ferrigno, I can see why you’re afraid of us
Green
I’m a living disaster
Guts full of plywood and a head full of plaster
Standing in the sandbox over by the gate
Taste a little vomit, and I curse a little fate
I’m sick, so sick
I need a Bromo-Seltzer, and I need it quick
I’m green
Like gamma radiation
All you puny humans fuel my indignation
Fire up the chopprs
Busy day for M*A*S*H
Five billion humans who I must smash
Sitting on the park bench ovr by the pool
Curse a little fate, and I drool a little drool
I’m sick, so sick
I need a Bromo-Seltzer, and I need it quick
I’m green