Straight Up

Straight up, broke my plate
Cleaned it up and vacuumed to be safe (good)
Straight up don’t give a fork
Only got spoons, how will I eat pork
Found updog, (what?) he on the ceiling
Call me a banana, cause I’m appealing (slip!)
Chillin' in a cave, no batman
Examine the coochie, cat scan (oooh)
Going straight up, forgot about gravity
Newton’s work wasted, he’s mad at me
Straight up, I got ugly toes
This is why I wear nice socks and clothes (distraction)
Caracal, cause I flip flop for no hoe
Bouncer, you gotta stop at the do'
New kicks, yeah I squeaked it
We went out and then I freakd it
They hide under lis Imma seek it
She got thunder thighs get a peek in (ooh!)
Straight up, flow like a strait (water)
Going up like an elevator no wait
Feel like a hatter the way I go mad (coo coo)
Burning my cash call that smoke stacks
Only got one sonic speed, go fast
If someone got da weed, don’t pass
Smash or pass, keep smashing like melee
Don’t wanna smash in April? mayday
She go silent when I whip and nae nae
She can’t come over I’ll go for a vacay
Ukelele impresses the chicks
Olele, counting my chips (guac!)
Sharpshooter, I’m accurate (don't miss)
Nail the point home I’m hammering (swag)
I speak clearly, y’all stammering
That was a lie, just like The Mandarin (in Iron Man!)
Cookin' heat no pandering (cookin'!)
Talk is cheap can’t slander me
Let’s keep the peace make an amnesty (ooooh)
Unless you full of it bloated like a manatee
Straight up, I am straight (you sure?)
Except thigh highs might change my ways (huh?)
Straight up, don’t give a hoot (hoot)
Like a shoe store, you get the boot (aboot)
Straight up, feel like Pi
Keep going but ain’t rational why (math joke!)
Curved down, like my willy
It looks like an elephant trunk it’s quite silly (ha ha ha ha)
You ain’t up to the tusk, you in an ivory tower
You don’t know what’s up, you blinded by power
Don’t give a shit like I’m constipated
Enunciate bitch, your raps obfuscated (big word!)
Half bars half funnies like creamer
Can’t get as gory Imma dreamer
Got a bone to pick with you no femur
Eating spicy goodness just like the Memer
Straight up
Like a boss
Straight up
Ay yuh