Absurd Rap 2

Y’all lack lactose, y’all need cheeses
I don’t lack those, I got cheese like a pizza
Mozzarella, in the mafia, I will beat ya! (ay yo)
Ain’t got time for chicks, bad with time management
Don’t wash your leather clothes, that’s damaging! (don't do it)
If I put butter in a cup, is that a buttercup? (no)
It was for baking but then my friend drank it up (shlurp)
He’s dead! (oH NO!) He’s lactose intolerant (deceased)
He’s up in heaven now, he’s ballin' it (swish)
Never mind he’s back he made an offering
He’s mad at me we’re gonna have a conference (discussion)
It’s not a personality trait to like the Office (nope)
A good trait is to give me your bank deposits (dough)
I’m not like my guitar: I am sentient
I’m not like my car: I have no engine (yup)
I’m goin fuckin ape call me Tarzan
Never drop the ball like peter pan
Wendy’s Nuts, cold like a frosty (ice)
Get an uppercut, kombat, TOASTY (TOASTY)
Feeling lucky like rolling dice YAHTZEE
Eh fuck it Imma falcon punch a NAZI (FALCON PUNCH)
Hey could I borrow some pocket tater tots, please
Like dynamite I’m boutta blow can’t stop me (BLAOW)
Sometimes can’t tell between an avocado and artichoke (facts)
But one got a heart and the other don’t (that's the pits)
Who would eat deviled eggs they so stinky (stank)
Is that why they hellish? Some new thinking…
I walked in the forest and started sinking (quicksand)
I wanted some more drip and started sprinkling (drippin)
Making it rain like I’m a god of weather
Zeus does that job? He needs to get his act together (bruh)
Here in my garage, got no Lambo (money?)
Feelin tough like a stone no Rambo (prrat ta ta)
Always shootin' shots like I’m never outta ammo (prrat ta ta)
How the fook did you see me I was wearing camo?!
Like a magician the way I make girls disappear (POOF)
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear (OH SHIT)
Don’t care if you love harry potter or got some butterbeer
Scared of dementors? I’m boutta be your other fear
More like Gayboi Farti! That was crazy (ha ha ha ha ha)
No XX or XY only S W A G (chromosomes)
Go work your cringe 9−5 I’ll be gaming
I got a job but it’s part-time so we still gaming
You thought that was me doing work? it was me gaming
Don’t play Xbox or PlayStation only Wii Gaming
Funny Matt boxing meme knocked him out in 1 2
Going too animal locked out of the zoo (moo)
You’re only lukewarm when you thought you was coo
You said sike? what a cop-out from you (lame)
Don’t drink glue, eat sticks like protein bars (whoa)
I’m getting fore when some of y’all ain’t up to par (golf)
I be kissin' my homies goodnight
I’m so repellent the bed bugs don’t wanna bite
20 fake IDs, I’m McLovin it
Like sentient poop in a marathon cause I’m running shit (huh?)
You say you a winner but you get up and quit
You say you done making dinner but still got the oven mitts (wha)
Ain’t a sinner, whoops guess I was wrong
Imma atheist, look at the monkey, go grandpa! (ayyy)
Raps so wacky leave you with a slack jaw
Choppin' up wood-be rappers with a hacksaw
Ain’t yo daddy, but I am yo pee paw (a what?)
You donkey, all you say is HEE HAW
I’m the sheriff 'round these parts, yee haw
Or I’m a ninja sneaking in the dark, hee yaw
I live by the blade, you live by the fade
Like ya cut g, (slap) slap ya into space
Universally good, expanding getting bigger
You actin like a anus, have some SNICKERS (bro)
Good at shootin' shots and hittin' nuts Imma kicker (soccer)
I make her watergate flood but ain’t no RICHARD (politics?!)
Like the damn phones I be tappin' that (oooh)
Then we in the chill zone eating apple jacks
Hello hello, I was sent by cactus jack (oh my god!)
It’s like all your clothes are wet the way that you lackin' racks (drying racks)
Yeah I flop fo no hoe, mantra of my life
Wanna know how y’all muhfuckas look? WITH YOUR EYES OOOOOOOOH
Ohhhh (ooooh) my god (oh my god) let’s go, let’s get it, oooh, hoo hoo (wow)