Land of the Dead

Well the minotaur’s my butler, Cyclops my valet
A centaur drives my chariot that takes me down the way
Through a river made of fire and a street that’s paved with bones
I got a dozen Zombie Skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the Land of the Dead
And heck boy, ain’t it grand?
I’m the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold horror’s hand
In the Land of the Dead, I’m Darkside royalty
I’m far renowned in the underground
And ya can’t take that from me
Cerberus my lapdog is loyal as can be
My bed is made of skulls I’m in the lap of luxury
I got a Dragon’s Blood jacuzzi the Gorgons think it’s cool
And a seven-headed hydra living in my swimming pool
In the Land of the Dead
And heck boy, ain’t it grand?
I’m the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold horror’s hand
In the Land of the Dead, I’m Darkside royalty
I’m far renowned in the underground
And ya can’t take that from me