A Romantic Guy

Ill buy the champaign
Take it back to the place
We’re staying tonight
Thats right, A hotel down the way
I’ll take you out to a play
Keep ya dry in the rain
And ill open each door
Before your chivalry’s my way
But in time ill make you sigh
And here’s the reason why
'Cause Im just a Romantic Guy
On our second date
I say I just can’t wait
To call you my own
And ill be yours
And yours alone
In time we will find
Im the trusting kind
I am true blue
Its true id never cheat on you
But in time ill make you cry
And here’s the reason why
'Cause Im just a Romantic Guy
Strike up the band
Give me your hand
Playing our song
So come along
It won’t be long
'Til everything goes wrong
Now you’re throwing a fit
And you’re drunk off your tits
And you’re making a scene
You’re mean, you’re screaming
In the streets
Seem your logic has quit
Personality split
And your reason is treason
Like some rats above a ship
Its no surprise
Ill say goodbye
I dont need a reason why
I just dont have time
For that shit
So if you’re prone to Histrionics
Hey, babe lets keep it platonic
I just dont have time
For that shit