Goalie

In hockey you must score a goal
Which one cannot do if between me and the net there’s no hole
Most goalies are quick
React the drop of a hat
But I don’t need to be quick when I got so much fat
What do you do with your 1,500 pounds?
You play goalie!
What do you do with your 1,500 pounds?
You play goalie!
You can try the wristshot, slapshot, there’s no getting through
I told you ten times you cannot fake out blubber, dude
I won’t get tired, 'cause I’ll just lie on my side
So the other teams won’t copy I’ll be signed at the deadline
Turn on channel 29 on the telly
I’ve eliminated the kick save and only block with my belly
Me and George Ezina, I’ll be a new sensation
The NHL can’t not let me play 'cause that’s discrimination!
What do you do with your 1,500 pounds?
You play goalie
What do you do with your 1,500 pounds? (You can’t spend it in England)
You play goalie!
Hey man do you know what’s up?
The Flyers could’ve used me in the Stanley Cup
And I don’t care if it ruins the sport of the game
'Cause we’re winning, yeah we’re winning!
What do you do with your 1,500 pounds?
You play goalie!
What do you do with your 1,500 pounds?
You play goalie!
And we danced like a wave on the ocean (What do you do with your 1,500 pounds?)
Romanced, we were liars in love (You play goalie!)
And we danced like a wave on the ocean (What do you do with your 1,500 pounds?)
Romanced, we were liars in love (You play goalie!)
You play goalie!
You play goalie!
You play goalie!
You play goalie!
You play goalie!