What We Do On Christmas

It’s christmas eve and you know i am hardly sleeping
But there are no presents waiting for me on the floor
It’s the one day of the year when i use what my super jewish powers are for.
(HEY!)
Got introduced to the network at my bar mitzvah
Got my code name and number it’s #16 761
While you were sitting aroudn the tree and that knockoff menorah
You’re idle, we work. justice is done
Princess di, we killed her. el nino, we made it. reggie white, is stupid.
bilyl joel, let’s trade him
If the neo-nazis know we’re part of the conspiracy
And if it’s as strong as they think, you think they’d be nicer to me
Still mad about what happened to your pal jesus?
Well, if he didn’t die for your sins, you’d be going to hell with the rest of us
Princess di, we killed her. el nino, we made it
Reggie white, is stupid. bilyl joel, let’s trade him
Wouldn’t you like to know what we do on christmas?
You think we’re sitting around polishing our horns?
Making soup with the blood of the christian born?
You think i’m being rude?
We go to the movies and eat chinese food