One Mackerel Drama

I really love you girl
Except this one mackerel
I’m tough like Gibson Mel
Except this one mackerel
I love your shiny hair
We’re like Sonny and Cher
I’ll be your teddy bear
Except this one mackerel
For you I’ll burn in hell
Alone I cry and yell
I eat just dust and air
Except this one mackerel
The life is so unfair
I wanna touch you there
I had no sex for a year
Except this one mackerel
I dream of you everyday
Except this one mackerel
Between us — very well
Except this one mackerel
You know I really care
My beret is mohair
We’ll be a perfect pair
Except this one mackerel
In german beer is bier
You’re not a witch from blair
I’m not kind of frajer
Except this one mackerel
Je t’aime ma mademoiselle
My heart rings like a bell
I’m not too good on snare
Except this one mackerel