Youre a Cop

Powdered Sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt
Bribes in your pocket, you never do any work
You fat fucking slob, you just sit in a car
Until you get off work then it’s back to the bar
You fucking pig (pig!)
You’re a fucking cop (cop!)
You never catch any crooks, but harass everyone else.
Your fat fingers don’t fit the trigger, you’re too slow to catch a nigga
You’re a suburban cop because you’re afraid of the city
You broke a stool at Dunkin' Donuts because you’re so fucking fat