You Drive an Iroc

You’re from the North End—wop
You’re from Revere Beach—wop
You can’t have a barbeque—wop
The spaghetti always falls through—wop
You drive an El Camino
Your hero’s Barbarino
Your cousin’s name is guido
On the beach you wear a Speedo
You drive an IROC—wop
Your girlfriend has a mustache—wop
You were an altar boy—wop
You got raped by a priest—wop
You drive an El Camino
Your hero’s Barbarino
Your cousin’s name is guido
On the beach you wear a Speedo
You put on a bottle of colonge today
You’re Italian and you’re fucking gay
Your fucking name is fucking Vinnie
And you’re a greasy fucking guinea
You can’t have freckles—wop
They slide off your face—wop
You braid your girlfriend’s breast hair—wop
You shave your granny’s back hair—wop