Happy as Fuck

I think a lot of what happiness is, is a management issue
You could be in a shit state of mind right now
But you could make some decisions to adjust that and over the next couple hours
You’ll get to a much better place
And these constant management decisions, they waver in and out of your life,
on a daily basis
Like this idea that you can have a good mindset and then all of a sudden you’ll
be happy, that’s horse shit
It’s like the tide, it comes in and it comes out. And there’s gonna be days
wher you’re just not feeling so good physically, and that’s going to affect the
way your happinss level is
It’s never static, it’s never exactly the same
Me?
I’m happy
I’m happy as fuck, is what I would say
I’m happy
I’m happy as fuck, is what I would say
It’s like hunger
It goes in and out, it’s always there
This is something I’ve cultivated for a long time and avoided things that make
me unhappy and figured out what those things are and been
Very rigid about eliminating them from my life
There’s a lot of cynicism in these days about inspiration, about motivation,
because there’s a lot of fake shit
You see a million of these inspirational quote pages run by people that are
probably depressed
You know, you see a lot of people that are talking about how to get ahead in
life, but they’re not really doing anything themselves
So there’s a lot of cynicism involved in that, but there’s also sincerity in it
If you just look at it with a pure heart and a pure mind, you can get a lotta
energy outta that
And when you’re around happy, inspirational people that are successful,
it makes you feel better and you get inspired
And if you act on that inspiration, your life will be more fulfilled
And it’s not just inspirational in terms of financial success, but in terms of
doing difficult things
I’m happy
I’m happy as fuck, is what I would say
I’m happy
I’m happy as fuck, is what I would say
And I think that there’s a lotta people out there that think somehow or another,
you’re gonna get to some place where you living in silk sheets and you’re
getting your toes done, and someone’s dropping grapes into your mouth
I don’t want that
That guy’s not gonna be happy, he’s gonna be bored
An hour into the grape, get those fucking grapes away from me, stop painting my
toes
What am I doing in this bed?
I gotta do something
The human organism, the animal that we are, needs constant stimulation because
it evolved trying to find food and escape enemies
And this is the great joy that you have in taking care of your children
You can protect your children from the elements and the enemies
And it’s also the great sadness that you see in the losers
When I see a loser, I see some guy who’s 43 years old and lives in his parents'
basement, and he fucking hates the world and I’m like
That was a baby that somebody just gave shitty nutrients to, food or in
thoughts and ideas and examples
And this kid developed these horrible self-defeating patterns of behavior
That have led them to this point, where they’re this person with no future and
no idea of how to get out of this rut and probably never will escape it
And it might just wind up sucking on a gun
I’m happy
I’m happy as fuck, is what I would say
I’m happy
I’m happy as fuck, is what I would say
This is the world that we live in today
And I think part of that world is because we have been fed this line of
horseshit that you’re supposed to seek comfort
And I don’t think you are
I think you’re supposed to seek lessons and you’re supposed to seek difficult
tasks
Difficult tasks
Because if I just think, well, tomorrow I’m just gonna coast and eat Twinkies
and watch TV
Oh, hello, sadness, my old friend. Hello, depression
Because when you’re not doing anything, you feel like shit
And that’s just a part of being a human being. And we can pretend we’re
something other than what we really are
And we can pretend, «Not me, man, I’m just cool, just chilling, doing nothing,»
Bullshit, you’re a fucking human
You evolved from the fucking hundreds and thousands of years of hunters and
gatherers, and people who were struggling
Human reward systems are carved deeply into your DNA
And if you don’t respect that, if you don’t respect the mechanism of happiness
and fulfillment and what you really need to do in order to feel satisfied in
life
Camaraderie, family, struggle, learning — are imperative
They’re all a giant part of being a person
I’m happy
I’m happy as fuck, is what I would say
I’m happy
I’m happy as fuck, is what I would say
I’m pretty fucking happy
I’m pretty fucking happy
I’m pretty fucking happy