House Husband

Find a rich wife
Make her go to work
She’ll bring home the bacon
I’ll go on a diet
I’ll stay home
Clean the house
I’ll make lots of garbage
She’ll throw it out
I’ll cook dinner, watch TV
Iron the clothes and watch TV
Life’s not boring
I’ll do the shopping
She’ll come home
She’ll be too tired
I’ll raise the kids
Lazy bums
They’re just like me
They’ll be house husbands