Old People Talk Loud

Old people talk loud WHAT?
Old people smell bad WHAT?
Old people walk slow WHAT?
Old people complain
They wouldn’t know their names it it weren’t on the check
Tie up traffic in their Dodge Swingers
Child proof caps are a problem with arthritis
They’re just too senile for anything else
Spend their golden years walking the dog
Get their foodstamps, buy Geritol
Stay up late nights, pop Sominex
You lived your lives why don’t you just go die