Know a Guy

Yeah, let’s hear you, Ohio
Ohio
Yes, sir. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Should we clap along?
All right, let’s lose that. I hate it.
Sorry. You were right on it. It’s a thing of mine, man. I don’t fucking like
that shit. It was startling me.
Well, we all know a guy Who shaves his chest
We all know a guy Who wears a leather vest
We all know a guy Who knows a lot about coffee
We all know a stud Who would fight anyone
We all know a fool Who wears his hair in a bun
We all know a guy
Who says he fucked his babysitter When he was 12
Yeah, we all know a guy Who wears too much cologne
We all know a guy Who’s better when he’s stoned
We all know a guy who hugs your wife Five seconds too long
Well, we all know a guy Who’s starting a band
We all know a guy who’s missing a hand
We all know a guy who doesn’t work
But still goes twice a year to Ibiza
We all know a guy Who said he almost went pro
We all know a guy with a red afro
We all know a guy who’s dick color Doesn’t match his body
We all know a guy Whose hair always looks wet
We all know a guy with a pig as a pet
We all know a guy who knows a guy Who says he knows Guy Fieri
And we all know a guy With weird allergies
We all know a guy Who sneezes in threes
So how come we don’t know
Who my real father is?
No! Thank you. Thank you. I’m a triple threat though. You didn’t know I could
dance that fucking good. Took many lessons growing up, man.