Me So Stupid

I coulda been a brain surgeon
I coulda been a pharmacist
I gave a shot at radio revivalist
And with the boss man I never been missed
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ
What is my intelligent quotient?
I coulda been the Golden Gate Bridge
Or Einstein’s nemesis
I coulda been the derby jockey
But it’s all come down to this
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ
What is my intelligent quotient?
I coulda been Las Vegas
I coulda built a drop top Rolls Royce
Coulda been the president of the world
Coulda had Ali on the ropes
Coulda had Miss August — again
Coulda had Miss May — again
Coulda had Miss September — again
But I waited till December
Man oh man
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotient?
That’s so wrong