You'd Scream If You Knew What I Did Last Halloween

Let’s get back to the basics of what spooky’s supposed to be
Do you prefer the Munsters or the Addams Family?
You’ve got your knitting needle and your manic lumber down pat
But you don’t look so impressive behind that hockey mask
Oh, my sweet angel
Don’t ever treat me bad
Because I’m completely sane now
But sometimes they come back
And you’d scream if you knew what I did last Hallowe’en
They don’t make them like they used to, that is what I say
A million sequels down the line, the plot has lost it’s way
Money out of murder, that is all it is
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids
Oh, my sweet angel
Don’t ever treat me bad
Because I’m completely sane now
But sometimes they come back
And you’d scream if you knew what I did last Hallowe’en
If you knew what I did last Hallowe’en
If you knew what I did last Hallowe’en