Greed Is Good

Prison population at an all time high
Private prison stock — meteoric rise
Whoever said that crime doesn’t pay
Watch my portfolio grow as they rot away
Lunch is for wimps — there’s money to be made
Greed is good
Gotta find more lemons for my lemonade
Greed is good
Squeeze every dollar from every deal
Greed is good
My glass is half empty — I’ll take a refill
ATK up eight times since the war began
Why stop now Iraq looks just like Iran
What’s another half million towelheads dead
Have to keep that stock out of the red
Corporate merger puts ten grand out of work
Stock triples up and doubles my net worth
Uncle Gekko’s got to be so proud
Praying at the altar of the mighty Dow