Devil Leave the Light Off

This one goes out to all those hopeless romantics
Looking for love in the digital age
With their tinder hopes
And their okcupid dreams
This is a true story
And it happened to me
Let’s go!
Single life
I’m the okcupid
Tinder king
First place prize
In the shirtless mirror game
She’s the type
With the epic novel bio
Didn’t read one line
But I really like her smile so
First gotta try to set the date up
Girl I’m the knight in shining armor
She’s my queen caked in makeup
I stop by her place
I’m f-f-frozen
Until she spoke out loud
Her voice was deeper than the ocean
Why me
Just my luck
She’s one more page
That I’ll rip out of my book so
Trust me
If she’s too good to be true
She might just be a pretty dude
Can’t escape
I’m trying not to panic
Maybe I’m just blind
But she’s got some manly hands I’m thinking
How could I
Improve this situation
And as time crawls by
I’m resisting the temptation to
Leave her
Wish I could but I’m a nice guy
But I swear this chick could sing for Rammstein
Sorry gotta go
Why me
Just my luck
She’s one more page
That I’ll rip out of my book so
Trust me
If she’s too good to be true
She might just be a pretty dude
FML
It went oh so wrong
I can’t believe
That I put this in a song no
Trust me
If she’s too good to be true
She might just be a pretty dude
Heed these words
This is the verdict
Swipe left if she’s perfect
Why me
Just my luck
She’s one more page
That I’ll rip out of my book so
Trust me
If she’s too good to be true
She might just be a pretty dude
FML
It went oh so wrong
I can’t believe
That I put this in a song no
Trust me
If she’s too good to be true
Listen to this lesson
Even if you’re desperate
Stop before you message
Swipe left if she’s perfect