Waxies Dargle

Says your 'aul one to my 'aul one
«Will you come to the Waxie’s Dargle»?
Your 'aul one to my 'aul one
«I haven’t got a farthing»
«I went down to Monto Town
To see Uncle McArdle
He wouldn’t give me half a crown
To go to the Waxie’s Dargle»
What will you have?
Have a pint!
I’ll have a pint with you, sir
And if one of us doesn’t order soon
We’ll get kicked out of the boozer
Says my 'aul one to your 'aul one
«Will you come to the Galway Races»?
Your 'aul one to my 'aul one
«For the price of me 'aul man’s braces»
«I went down to Capel Street
To see the moneylender
He wouldn’t give me a couple o' bob
For the 'aul man’s red suspenders»
What will you have?
Have a pint!
I’ll have a pint with you, sir
And if one of us doesn’t order soon
We’ll get kicked out of the boozer
Says my 'aul one to your 'aul one
«We have no beef or mutton
If we go down to Monto Town
We might get a drink for nothing»
«Here's a piece of good advice
I got from the 'aul fishmonger
If the food is scarce and you’ve seen a hearse
You’ll know you died of hunger»
What will you have?
Have a pint!
I’ll have a pint with you, sir
And if one of us doesn’t order soon
We’ll get kicked out of the boozer
What will you have?
Have a pint!
I’ll have a pint with you, sir
And if one of us doesn’t order soon
We’ll get kicked out of the boozer
Ya-da-da, da-dadadada, ya-da-dadada-daaa