Anything For Money

Heard a preacher man on the radio today
Well, if you wanna go to heaven
He’s the one you gotta pay
Send all your cash, right there to his church
That’s what he said
He guarantees saint peter will get the word
Send a check today
He’ll take it all the way
Anything for money
He’ll do
Anything for money
Yes, he will
Anything for money
Oh, he’ll do anything for money
Waiting for the all-night movies on my TV set
Some guy comes on, he’s standin' on his head
Says: no cash down, but you can still drive one away
Well, what will you do with all th green you save?
No he’s not insane
H’s just makin' it plain
Anything for money
He’ll do
Anything for money
Yes, he will
Anything for money
Oh, he’ll do anything for money
Everybody needs
And everybody wants
Gimme the green
It’s what they need
I know a girl who lives in Baltimore
The trains all stop, at her front door
She’ll do anything for 20 bucks, until a quarter to 4
The tracks are packed and you can’t fit no more
You gotta pay it out
And that leaves no doubt, she’ll do
Anything for money
She’ll do
Anything for money
Yes, she will
Anything for money
Oh, she don’t feel good about it, but, it gets her that green
Shine shoes, wash cars, clean your pool
Walk the street, walk the beat, be a fool
Buss tables, sew labels, park cars
Up at dawn, mowing lawns, string guitars
Just send me your check
Gimme, gimme the green
I’ll do anything for 20 bucks man