Germ Free Adolescents

I know she’s antiseptic
her deodorant smells nice
I’d like to get to know you
But you’re deep frozen like the ice
She’s a germ free adolescent
Cleanliness is her obsession
She cleans her teeth ten times a day
Scrub away scrub away scrub away
The S.R. way…
You may get to know her
If your gloves are sterilised
Rinse your mouth with listerine
Blow disinfectant in her eyes
Her phobia is infection
She needs one to survive
It’s her built-in protection
Without fear she’d give up and die