Third Leg

I got
Armor piercing bullets in my Taurus '92
It’s fully locked and loaded and it’s waiting just for you
A nickel plated magnum with the custom fitted grips
A fully auto AK with the big banana clip
A .45 baretta with an extra magazine
A sawed off riot shotgun and the mighty M-16
A back up Colt .380 I keep inside my sock
All my guns are so much fun, I love them like my cock
My 3rd leg is my savior
My 3rd leg’s like a son
My 3rd leg is my master
My 3rd leg is my gun
I’ve got
Confiscated weapons from a hundred bogus busts
That wait for me when I get home to satisfy my lust
I feel their barrel close to mine, it’s making me erupt
It’s so good to be a cop, so good to be corrupt
My 3rd leg is my savior
My 3rd leg’s like a son
My 3rd leg is my master
My 3rd leg is my gun