Field Day For The Sundays

I wanna be a field day for the Sundays
So they can fuck up my life
Embarrass my wife, and leave a bad taste
That striped toothpaste
Can’t remove on Monday mornings
I wanna be a target for the dailies
So they can show
Pictures of me with a nude on page three
So lacking in taste
Touched up near the waist
Looking as limp as Monday morning
Touched up near the waist
Looking as limp as Monday morning