Heartbreaker of the Year

You look so good right now dressed to the nines, dear
That red carpet really brings out your eyes
You don’t look sad at all, I won’t even cross your mind
As you cross the stage to take your prize
You must have taken a class in fading away, friend
You must have taken a class in drawing folks near
I don’t got no plan of attack, no, I just want to pat the back
Of the Heartbreaker of the Year
You got it in the bag, your hometown must be buzzing
Your mama’s probably smiling, wiping away proud tears
If I wear a sparkling gown, can I be the one to crown
The Heartbreaker of the Year?
You won’t find me too drunk at the after-party
You won’t find me in bed drowning in tears
I’ll be sitting with paper and pen
Working out the math so it won’t happen again
So folks like you will never come around here
Oh, you got it in the bag, your hometown must be buzzing
Your mama’s probably smiling, wiping away proud tears
If I wear a sparkling gown, can I be the one to crown
Heartbreaker of the Year?
Heartbreaker of the Year
Heartbreaker of the Year