Meat

Swerve to the left
And into the forest.
Deep into the woods
Where society’s lost us.
It’s just you and I
And an assortment of timber
Just flew through some hours
Thank God that your limber
But now its real cold,
And too late for a tow.
The fuel light’s been on because The gas tank’s real low!
«Well excuse me my darling»
I whispered so softly
The radio man said,
«It'll just be a frosting.»
And down came the sky
Sheet after sheet.
It pounded us mercilessly
Into defeat.
The branches were bending,
Heavy with life.
My heart was just racing. But first I must calm the wife, Yeah, I must calm the
wife.
As soon I pulled our
Rav 4 to a stop
I heard a man call out,
«Round ‘em up!»
So, I hit the gas
As hard as I could,
Until all the fuel ran Down to the end.
I finally slowed
A city block from the site,
And into a tree
With all of my might.
She flew through the glass
And onto the dirt,
I hit it so hard
The fucking seat
Kept her skirt.
I crawled to her crying in pain.
For two days I held her, Screaming in vain.
The third day at dawn
The fourth day in all,
I ran into a problem
A hunger wall.
Then came the moment
Where I lost all my fight
While eating the bugs off
The face of my wife.
And then came that moment, That moment, that moment!
I gathered some sticks,
And filled up the car.
Lit up a fire
That you could see from real far. Then I snatched up her body
And I threw it on the flames. Because tonight I eat well, And dine in her name.