I Can Do That

I’m watching Sis go pitter pat
Said I could do that
I could do that
Knew every step
Right off the bat
Said I could do that
I could do that
One morning Sis won’t do to dance class
I grab her shoes and tights and all
But my foots to small, so!
I stuff her shoes with extra socks
Run seven blocks
In nothing flat
Hell I could do that!
I could do that
I got to class and had it made
And so I stayed the rest of my life
All thanks to Sis
Now married and fat!
Said I can do this
That I can do!
I can do that!