Even A Dog Can Shake Hands

Hey, hey, he’s trynna survive up on Mulholland Drive
He’s got the phone in the car in his hand
Everbody’s trynna be a friend of mine
Even a dog can shake hands
He wants twenty percent because he knew you back when
Now they all want a piece of the band
Everbody’s trynna be a friend of mine
Even a dog can shake hands
All the worms and the gnomes are having lunch at Le Dome
They’re all living off the fat of the land
Everbody’s trynna be a friend of mine
Even a dog can shake hands
Sign page 42, we’ll do the rest for you
Find a way to make it pay
Don’t lose your head, you’ll end up dead
Or you’ll be living in the valley some day
hope you don’t rot to bottom
We are all making few hundred grand
Everbody’s trynna be a friend of mine
Even a dog can shake hands
You’ll be making the scene 'til they pick your bones clean
And they don’t leave much for the fans
Everbody’s trynna be a friend of mine
Even a dog can shake hands
Sign page 42, we’ll do the rest for you
Find a way to make it pay
Don’t lose your head, end up dead
You’ll be living in the valley some day
Well, I’m trynna survive up on Mulholland Drive
And I get it any way I can
And everbody’s trynna be a friend of mine
Even a dog can shake hands
Ain’t that true?