The Divebarfly

I’m tryin all these different bars out
There’s plenty of em in this neighborhood
And if ones any good — I’ll stay there
Like day care
For people gettin GREY hairs
And beer guts
No bar nuts
A bar with booths and hooks and nooks and crannies
No spot that uses jar cups
That doesn’t put your card up
And don’t look like a start up
You know, Nothin fancy
Unless it’s broken
Nothin frozen
The Type of spot where you gotta
Buy somethin for the fuckin register open
Scratchy mirrors and Squeaky stools
Smokey voiced bartender who ain’t tryin to be cool
But they are tho-
I need that
A spot to think at
Stare at my drink at
And treat my bartender like they are my shrink at
I spend my week up in this bar now
I know the owner
And the different bar tenders
I smoke with other regulars and drink with all the vendors
I’m 2 legit 2 quit
Can’t nobody tell me shit
I’m always runnin at the lips
Bout how the presidents unfit
We might play jeopardy
Or write a movie
Draw on a napkin
Sittin by the taps is where I make the magic happen
I get work at the bar
And plus I flirt at the bar
I’ve built a whole a career there
I’m a drinkin superstar
I bring my firsts dates here
We go and sit in the back
Since I downloaded these apps
I don’t know how to act
I be inebriated so faded
But never show it
I’m Drunker than my birthday
And ole girl don’t even notice
I’m drunk as shit up in this bar now
Talkin loud like an asshole
Once I get this cash flow
I’ll get it hoppin like a tadpole
If I could play the banjo
I’d pluck me out a sample
Make the Dance floor hazardous
People gettin trampled
Juke box Lazarus
Pix givin ghosts life
Jameson Handle this
Whole fifth in one night
But then I can’t plead the fifth
I’m spilling my guts
I can’t hold it down
I’m throwing it up
Like I signed with the Roc
Or like they passed me the rock
Two seconds left on the clock
I’m takin the shot
Take a walk round the block
Throw up — and wash out my mouth
Back to the bar- Another round
What were we talkin about?