The Selfish Song

Being selfish doesn’t pay
I tried it just the other day
I wanted to be happy
I thought it was the way
But it Weren’t
Well, now I know just what to do
Before I think about me
I better think about you
So send the message out
to every boy and girl
There’s no better way
to make a really yucky world
Than being selfish
(Selfish Ooh)
It doesn’t pay
I tried it
(He tried it)
just the other day
I wanted to be happy
(He thought it was the way)
But it Weren’t
(Weren't
Weren’t
Weren’t
Weren’t)
No, it Weren’t
(Weren't
Weren’t
Weren’t
Weren’t)
No, It weren’t
(Weren't
Weren’t
Weren’t
Weren’t)
No, It weren’t
(Weren't
Weren’t
Weren’t
Weren’t)
No, It weren’t