Open Up The Bible

David was a shepherd boy
Who cared for simple things
God made him great
And little Dave grew up to be a king
When you open up the Bible
You will see
Lots of ordinary people like you and me
Who trusted God to do fantastic things
And when you open up the Bible
You will read
That God has promised all you need
To make you into who you’re meant to be
Sarah was a faithful wife who waited on the Lord
She wanted a son, so she prayed for one
And rich was her reward
When you open up the Bible
You will see
Lots of ordinary people like you and me
Who trusted God to do fantastic things
And when you open up the Bible
You will read
That God has promised all you need
To make you into who you’re meant to be
(Oh yeah, open it up, check it out yourself, it’s all there, trust me)
Noah was a righteous man who listened to God’s plans
When the rains came down
He didn’t drown
But floated to dry land
When you open up the Bible
You will see
Lots of ordinary people like you and me
Who trusted God to do fantastic things
And when you open up the Bible
You will read
That God has promised all you need
To make you into who you’re meant to be
Who I’m meant to be
Who you’re meant to be
Who you’re meant to be
300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits
Jerry, uh what are you reading?
I don’t know, I thought it was a cookie recipe
But so far, no chocolate chips and no nuts!
The recipe calls for 2 elephants and 2 monkeys and 2 toads and something called
a cubit
Well that sounds like a recipe for an ark, not a cookie
What’s a cubit?