Trailer Park Mullet Wars

I wish I was cool as you
War, war, war, war, war, war, war, war
Bring it, bring it, bring it, war
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
Can’t escape from a criminal mind
Eat that biscuit and walk that line
A cop on a donut don’t need a gun
Some people think thar crime is fun
Billy Ray Cyrus got a mullet on
Trans Am parked in a trailer zone
Shoot that man when I’m out of
Town. Maggots take the body now
War, war, war war, war, war, war, war
Bring it, bring it, bring it war
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
Big black woman with her weave on tight
Bust that lip in a cowboy fight
Shake that tooth in a rotten fruit
Sex in the morning in the birthday suit
Stick your eye with a big horsefly
Crush your mind and you don’t know why
Early bird did get that worm
You never listen you never learn
War, war, war war, war, war, war, war
Bring it, bring it, bring it war
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth