There U Were

She was lyin'
She was still cute in the face, a Lane Bryant (La La Laaaaaaa)
Giddy so her t*tties and thighs were type giant
We was out in Queens
Bussin out the seams (La La Laaaaaa)
Man 'til this day, I still have dreams
But everything ain’t what it seems (La da daaaaa da-da)
Shouldn’t have told shorty I’d call her
Cuz now it’s like some’n in the water
Went down the wrong pipe
Now she call psyched
I come outta the high and it’s her in the car lights
Giving me a ride home, I looked a lil cool
But this is everyday and no bull
I look and…
She’s comin' to get you, comin' to get you
She’s comin' to get you, comin' to get you
Now, I met her online
And we get along fine
I wet it all the time
But she’s stays so online
Over AIM
Not only I know her name
But her bra size, number of guys
Am I a lame?
Cuz, while some bitty in Queens is all wit' it
I been on Denise forever and never got the digits
Never will kick it like this
But this e-honey talkin' bout a tight grip in her hips
We got the whole summer and she got the whole plumber thing
Showin' me her back via Mac
And it’s on my screen
She said to me it’s cool if we chill in Queens
Last stop on the J
«I'll drive rest of the way»
Well start drivin'
Hit up a drive thru
I throw a lil OMG’s in, and we ride to it
Reach in the conduit
She say to me, I’m about to show you how I do it
Baby don’t lie to it
Reach in her garage
Now she givin' a massage in the backseat
While my hand creeps up her thighs
«Shouldn't we go in?»
She just says «No»
Then opens… PG-13 I’m skippin' that
Let’s just say, when I leave Imma remember that
Some’n you may have seen real late on Cinemax
Hopin' it wasn’t a one-time-thing
But she be tryna see me everyday
And NAHMEAN!
I stepped out on Monday
Yep, and there you were
Stepped out on Tuesday
Uh, and there you were
Walked out on Wednesday
Yep, and there you were
Snuck out on Thursday
Yep, and there you were
Crept out on Friday
Yep, and there you were
Uh, and there you were
Uh huh, and there you were
Yep, and there you were
Uh huh, and there you were
Yep, and there you were
Yep, and there you were
Fast forward
I figured I’d ask for it
Goin' after some anonymous woman, I can’t call it
I tried skippin' 8th period to escape her
She was there mad early
Just readin' the paper
I hopped in the ride
All bull aside
You can’t keep runnin' up on me
It’s cool for a minute
But it’s gotta be a limit
She said
«You ain’t never lied, that’s why we finished
I never seen a nigga take this long
That’s why I think we don’t connect like a Sprint phone
Even though I let you ride now
I can testify to have another n*** by my side
And you’re right
So now it’s best if I dip out
Boy you bout to flip out
So why don’t you pull ya whip out?
Oh yeah, ha, too bad you missed out!»
Then she told me to get out
There goes my traction in action
Damn, back to factin', I lost
Came out on Monday
Nope, she wasn’t there
Came out on Tuesday
Nope, she wasn’t there
Came out on Wednesday
Nope, she wasn’t there
Came out on Thursday
Nope, she wasn’t there
Out on Friday
Nope, she wasn’t there
Nope, she wasn’t there
Uh uh, she wasn’t there
Nope, she wasn’t there
Uh uh, she wasn’t there
No no, she wasn’t there
Uh uh, she wasn’t there