All I Wanna Do

«All I wanna do is have some fun before I die,»
Said the man next to me out of nowhere
It’s apropos of nothing, he says his name is William
But I’m sure he’s a Bill or a Mac or a Buddy
He’s plain ugly to me and I wonder if he’s
Ever had a day of fun in his whole life?
Drinking a beer, midday on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
Good people of the world are washing their
Cars and their skirts and their suits
They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone shop, the record store too
Well they’re nothing like Billy and me
No they’re nothing like Billy and me
All I wanna do is have some fun
I’ve got a feeling I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I’ve got a feeling I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
So I like a beer buzz early in the morning
Billy likes to peel the labels from his bottles of bud
He shreds them on the bar and he’s lighting every match
And he lets them burn down to his thick fingers before
Blowing and cursing them out
Watching the bottles as they spin on the floor
And a happy couple enters the bar
Pretty close to one another
The bartender looks up from his wanted ads
No they’re nothing like Billy and me
All I wanna do is have some fun
I’ve got a feeling I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I’ve got a feeling I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Otherwise the bar is ours
The day and the night and the car wash too
The matches and the buds and the clean and dirty cars
The sun and the moon
All I wanna do is have some fun
I’ve got a feeling I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I’ve got a feeling I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard