Zillion Dollar Sadist

I used to be such a welfare stoner
I used to be such a twilight zoner
I used to be such a moneybumming boozer
I used to be such a masochistic schmoozer
But now I’m worldwide-
you know that I made it
I’m above the law —
I’m the zillion dollar sadist
What do you want for nothing baby
What do you for free
I tell you what you need,
it’s some Hanky-action baby
I wanna hear you scream in denim ecstasy
But now I’m worldwide-
you know that I made it
I’m above the law —
I’m the zillion dollar sadist
take it to the bridge
I promise fun
To all and everyone
no questions asked
it’s gonna be great
a new dimension of joy
Do anything you wanna do.