I Never Met a Wolf Who Didn't Love to Howl

Here’s a lesson they should teach in school
When a girl gets curvy, and the boys all drool
If math and science just ain’t your style
Just give that teacher a wink and a smile
For a passing grade, you won’t have to wait
And you can thank him later when you graduate
'Cause I never met a wolf who didn’t love to howl!
Howwwl!
No, I never met a man who wasn’t on the prowl
Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme!
If a nice diploma you wanna get
Well, then, make that teacher the student’s pet
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn’t love to howl!
You never know where a wolf might crouch
But his natural habitat’s the casting couch
So take lots of pictures of the wildlife
To tell the wolf you could share with this wife
The hunter gets captured by the game
Then Leo the lion will be roaring your name!
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn’t love to howl!
Howwwl!
No, I never met a man who wasn’t on the prowl
Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme!
If your face and figure are whistle bait
Then honey, you’ll have the keys to the studio gate
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn’t love to howl!
The three little piggies sure had it wrong
When the wolf came-a-knockin' with that old song
He was huffin' and puffin' sayin' «Marilyn, I gotcha!»
I say «Come on in» and I put on Sinatra!
The enemy wolves are just like boys
They use the big artillery like playground toys
But when they see my ammunition in all its splendor
I’ll easily negotiate complete surrender
'Cause the medals on my chest will make them weak in the knees
And I promise I won’t rest until we’re all at ease
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn’t love to howl!
Howwwl!
No, I never met a man who wasn’t on the prowl
Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme!
'Cause a boy with a gun thinks it’s fun to shoot
And that’s a real big twenty-one gun salute
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn’t love to howl!
Come and get me, boys!
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn’t love to howl!
Howwwl!
No, I never met a man who wasn’t on the prowl
Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme
Seeing all you G.I. Wolves gives me an idea
Tell Hollywood that I’m staying in Korea
I never met a wolf who didn’t love to howl!
Oh, yeah