Intro to Intros

[Intro: Host — Jack Swing}
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to Tuesday Knight LIVE
Where all your favorite stereotypes come true
I am your host Jack Swing
If you get hungry please feel free to visit our concessions
Where we have fried chicken, collard greens, and kool-aid
Red of course
So do me a favor, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show
Good times rolling good weed
No I don’t do drugs I just do me
But the crew love the ooh wee
Sipping one inch punch like I’m Bruce Lee
Telling stories, getting high different shorties
Looking gorgeous all naughties all barbies
Drinking forties thinking to myself like
What’s it gonna be like when a nigga hit forty
I just want a yacht and shit faze already got a kid
So that nigga thinking private schools me I’m thinking private pools
Hidden rooms in a mansion
One in woods and another hollywood and another in the Hamptons
Only god knows but I hope it turn to gold, everything I put my hands in
I just wanna own my own business (Yeah)
Own a few cribses (Yeah)
Own a few bitches (Nah)
But I’ll settle for a Mrs
Damn, what you say on a intro?
Like this your first intro
It is my first intro
Oh, so it’s intro to intros? (Yeah)
Did you talk about the benzo?
Forgot you got a Porsche what them rims tho?
They 20's? Nah they 10's but they cleansed tho
Do you 'least hop out in some Timbos?
Do I keep it low key like my brim low?
Or do I talk about the habits of my kinfolk?
This ain’t who I want to be
But this is what they want from me
Talk yo shit, talk yo shit
Talk about a bitch that be on yo dick
Talk about yo whip
Talk about yo kicks
Talk about some shit that’ll have us all talking shit
Like how you sell them drugs wit' ya mans
My nigga talk yo shit, talk yo shit
Talk about a bitch that be on yo dick
Talk about yo whip
Talk about yo kicks
Talk about some shit that’ll have us all talking shit
Like how you smoke that purp and pop them xans
My nigga talk yo shit
Pop them tags, pop them bands
Pop that pussy and pop that ass
You know you ain’t poppin' 'less you popular
I swear I’m 'bouta call that shit copular (what's that?)
Mean you ain’t cool 'less you buying shit
Fly as shit dressed in the fliest kicks
Coming down speeding in the fliest whip
Hopping out with the fliest bitch (god damn)
See it’s all about clothes and shit
Matta fact I’ll expose the shit (how)
I’mma play poster kid
Take a sec while I pose for it
In case you ain’t see it I’m the one with a middle finger or a gang sign
With some gold round my neck hang low to the chest scream hang time
But this ain’t mine, this just for the video
It’ll bounce like titties go (damn)
Really hate to say it man, but them titties on a payment plan
Everything here rented
And it’s going back to day with tax to pay
Wish we could go back to days
Where, niggas had facts to say when tracks were laid
Now man it’s sad to say but 'actualay'
Maybe then we half the way cause yesterday
Was scheming for a faster way of cash to make
Then I found that’s mistake after listen what the pastor say
And that’s okay, now I’m thinking so bigger
Not worried 'bout getting doe quicker
Less about hoes but I gotta indulge when my folks say YO NIGGA
Talk yo shit, talk yo shit
Talk about a bitch that be on yo dick
Talk about yo whip
Talk about yo kicks
Talk about some shit that’ll have us all talking shit
Like how you sell them drugs wit' ya mans
My nigga talk yo shit, talk yo shit
Talk about a bitch that be on yo dick
Talk about yo whip
Talk about yo kicks
Talk about some shit that’ll have us all talking shit
Like how you smoke that purp and pop them xans
My nigga talk yo shit
[Outro: Host — Jack Swing}
Wooooooh, Alright y’all make some noise for Tuesday
Alright, that was fantastic, y’all can get louder than that
Come on Tuesday come over here, take a seat
Talk to us a little bit
Tell us about the real Tuesday