Like Donald Duck

Welcome into my tale
I think it’s like a game
but I swear if you laugh
I’ll put you inside a microwave!
Now have you understood?
Listen to me until the end
the story is not too long
and 'llI tell you through my song
Yesterday, I went to the market
I bought a beautiful shirt
it was very expansive and ill luck was near
Outside there was a big carpet
and a child stumbled over it
he spilled on me his colored ink
and fuck, fuck everything!
Why am I always fucked?
I can’t find my sure way
the people tell me I’m a grumbler
only you Daisy Duck stay together with me
and I love you today and again and again
I think my life is a joy
when you are with me
my problems are all closed outdoors
but when I am alone
I make only disasters
It’s true I am like Donald Duck
Now I throw away my shirt
I’m very, very hurt
I’ve lost big wallet’s part,
oh Daisy forgive me!
I have another one
this is not very funny
it happened this morning
when I went to the park
(bridge)
I met a pretty girl
and she was looking for me
I didn’t want to make it
but she came near me
she said to me «I want you»
I said to her «I need you»
she kissed me and… ha ha!
don’t worry I’m making fun